© Dr. Rajas Deshpande
“Allopathy is like a beautiful, gorgeous, much desired woman out of one’s league, you know. Those who do not get her keep raising questions about her character.” said Dr. Sen.
Dr. Sen is a specialist in heart diseases. Known for his witty and acid remarks with bitter accuracy, he was admired by a few who did not mind such remarks about themselves. Most others were scared of his sarcastic humour, and the weak minded hypocrites with bloated egos maintained a safe distance, lest he expose them.
My Bangla friends have always enriched my life with a class of academic excellence, superb literature, supergenius class films, exotic food and that sweet speech with the cute accent where even quarrels sound like speaking to an infant in a cradle! Of course one does not want to face an angry Babumoshai or his sister, for they can kill only with words. © Dr. Rajas Deshpande
A middle aged patient had come to Dr. Sen with many heart related complaints: breathlessness, fatigue, chest pain, palpitations and swollen feet. He was found to have heart pump failure. If the heart does not pump blood forwards correctly, the impure blood stagnates backwards. If not treated in time, this can turn fatal. This patient already had diabetes blood pressure, but for many months now had chosen to avoid allopathy for the fear of side effects. He had been through almost every other proven and fake pathy.
Dr. Sen gave him standard medicines, and asked him to return after two weeks. The patient came back after a month. He appeared near normal now. © Dr. Rajas Deshpande
“How are you now” asked Dr. Sen.
“I am feeling quite alright, doctor. Just after I visited you, I also went to Dharambaba’s ‘Health magic’ healing center. His medicine helped me immediately, I feel far better now. But I continued your medicine too. I have come to tell you that I want to stop your medicines now. I asked the assistant of Dharambaba, she told me I can continue the allopathic medicines along with their treatment”.
Dr. Sen removed his specs. He took his battle position.
“Do you know the contents or names of those medicines?” he asked the patient.
“No, but it is written that they have no side effects. The only problem is that they are very costly. Baba does not charge anything, he is divine and treats patients for charity. Even the western yoga is free, american yoga experts teach it at his center, I only had to buy their kit for clothes and music”.
The total that the patient spent there was more than five times the fees of the heart specialist, but the well qualified heart specialist was still “inferior” to the unqualified methods because he charged upfront! Not to count the expenses of some grievous side effects that the patient was going to face in the future, never knowing that they were related to some unknown medicines in the past.
And if the patient faces an emergency during such unknown treatment, it is not the Baba that they rush to, but the nearest allopathic casualty. It is not surprising that no medical negligence/ medicolegal cases are heard of about the umpteen existing alternative pathies in India!
The level of superstition and defamation that allopathy faces is only comparable to the torture of prophets and saints all their lifetime. © Dr. Rajas Deshpande
“I cannot tolerate any allopathic medicine” is one of the funniest and stupidest sentences a doctor gets to hear from some superstitious patients. Most doctors choose not to answer that.
Dr Sen flared up each time he heard this sentence: “This is like saying all computers are only used for pornography, and all smartphones for only sexts! Do you know how many medicines are there in allopathy? Do you know how they are studied? Just because you had some side effects to some medicines, don’t blame the entire science”.
Well, the least you can do if you do not believe in allopathy and do not tolerate medicines, is to not go to an allopath at all. Almost all allopaths are too overloaded to have to listen to superstitious analysis and criticism crap from those who aren’t even enough qualified to do so.. But if you do choose to visit and try allopathy, have enough sanity of intellect to not start any other pathy at the same time. Allopathy is so scientific that it has to mention the side effect of each medicine used. We cannot lie, hence we cannot compete with those who lie. Even minimal common sense tells us that many plant products are also poisonous, there are allergies to almost everything. How can someone claim an unknown medicine to have “no side effects?”© Dr. Rajas Deshpande
If your son / daughter is an engineer, try telling him / her about the rockets made a thousand years ago and listen to their response. Will you sit in a five thousand year old airplane flying upon faith and mental power? If yes, do not try allopathy. If you have a scientific mindset, you are the right person to benefit from a scientific medical practitioner.
Once a ruling party MLA came to visit Dr. Sen, with all his flaccid human paraphernalia. Very ill mannered, very obese, but his arrogance was the first worse thing to be noticed. Dr. Sen checked him up and wrote a prescription, explained him the condition, diet and precautions.
“You must visit Dharam baba once” said the MLA to Dr. Sen, “he cures so many patients of heart disease. You know, allopathy medicines have too many side effects. I am going to visit him soon.” © Dr. Rajas Deshpande
“Is it, Sir? Very good. Please stop my medicines when you start any others. These medicines are not to be taken with any other pathy medicines, there may be severe side effects. Please convey my Namaskar to Dharam baba”.
“When should I follow up with you again?” asked the MLA.
“Oh it is not required. Please continue the treatment under Dharam baba. In the rare event that you do not benefit from Dharam baba, try the famous Hakeem of Kanpur or the Vaid-Guruji in remote Maharashtra who cures everything by dropping some yellow liquid in your nose”.
“Doctor, you seem to be making fun of me” said the MLA.
“No, Sir”, replied Dr. Sen “You are making fun of your own health and life. You have no right to bitch what you do not understand”.
© Dr. Rajas Deshpande
© Dr. Rajas Deshpande